Random assortment of phone pics

We just had a 'field trip' to a condom factory today. It was part of our occupational health and safety module. Mostly got to witness the process of making condoms from latex. It's mostly automated. The flavorings for some condoms (choc, caramel, tutti fruity etc.) were actually of a better grade than your run-of-the-mill cake flavoring. 

Fun Fact: Casanova, the most well known playboy, never once left home without his "English riding coat". I guess the other guys who slept around without a rubber got STDs and died early. There was no such thing as AIDS then (It was discovered in the 1980s, most likely someone screwed a chimp and later screwed someone else)

Free samples! Male and female "genicare" cream, a condom and lube. No naughty ideas..*chuckles*

This hairstyle is called the shag. Named after the look you got after shagging! I applied hair wax to my hair just before bed, and got up with whatever mess that developed throughout the night. Simply perfect for lazy asses like yours truly. A comb? You p**sy!

Just bought a shoe rack from Giant supermarket. Never been happier seeing my shoes arranged neatly. Call me a rube, but I love simple things like that.

My place when the sun goes down. Time to cook up some dinner...