Happy New Year

We joyfully welcome thee, O Two Thousand and Eight,
Downed some wine and pasta I ate,
Finished it off with a real good cheesecake,
By then it was getting really late,
Was anticipating the change of date,
Have a blast my good ol' mate,
And pray we do not suffer this poor man's fate,
It's much more unfortunate than being named Nate,
To be caught under a big asses' weight.
This rhyming is a bit childish, I must state,
But hey, they say cool people dont hate...
Have an awesome 2008!