Saturday, September 1, 2007

Segamat sighting: DotA

Sorry for the long hiatus..Not really in the blogging vibe at the moment. Here's a filler for you all.


I'm currently doing my rural placement in Segamat, Johor.

Segamat is your run-of-the-mill small town. A few shops here and there, plus a supermarket or two. Well, at least it still has McDonalds.






Everything here sort of screams LALA. Sorry Dar Ray.





Anyway, most Malaysians would know what DotA is. Well, the younger ones at least...you know who you are!





In the game, there is this thing called a Chicken:






Here is the same Chicken. PWNED. In Segamat:







....

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Another silly tag

Layer One : The Outside
Name : Chris
Birth Date : 5th Nov
Current Status : Single and loving it
Eye Colour : nicer than yours!
Hair Colour : nice :P
Righty or Lefty : Righty

Layer Two : On The Inside

Your Heritage : 50% Foochow, 50% Teochew...100% confused about why that matters so much anyway
Your Fear : Losing a loved one
Your Weakness : A nice smile
You perfect Pizza : Real italian ones, with paper thin crust drizzled with olive oil..


Layer Three : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

Your Thoughts First Thing When You Wake Up : Can I have five more minutes?
Bedtime : Not yet..
Your Most Missed Memory : Chilling on a beach in Australia


Layer Four : Your Pick

Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King : Maccas
Single or Group Dates : Single dates.
Adidas or Nike : All Day I Dream About S**
Tea or Nestea : Tea. Nestea sounds real "nasty"
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate
Cappucino or Coffee : Cappuccino

Layer Five : Do You ...
Smoke : No
Curse : Try not to. Doesn't sound good to the ears.
Take a Shower : Hah! Smell me!
Have a Crush : Yeah.
Think You've Been In Love: Yeah. Note the word "think"
Go To School : Yep.
Want To Get Married : Yeah.
Believe In Yourself : Hell yeah!
Think You're a Health Freak : No medical student is one anyway :P


Layer Six : In The Past Month

Drank Alcohol : Just a can of shandy. Dead sober otherwise.
Gone To The Mall : Yep.
Been On Stage : Yep. Once a guitarist, always a guitarist.
Eaten Sushi : Yep.
Dyed Your Hair : Nope. I cut off my dyed hair though


Layer Seven : Have You Ever ...
Played A Stripping Game : No
Changed Who You Were To Fit In : Fit in? Ahahaha! I CREATE the rules

Layer Eight : Age You're Hoping
To Get Married :
early to mid 20's


Layer Nine : In A Girl/Guy

Best Eye Colour : Sparkling Brown
Best Hair Colour : Dark Brown
Short Hair or Long Hair : Long

Layer Ten : What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago : wasting my time on this
1 Hour Ago : nap time
4.5 Hours Ago : hugged and bid a friend farewell
1 Month Ago : Breathing?
1 Year Ago : Still breathing?

Layer Eleven : Finish The Sentence
I Love : hugs...and smiles
I Feel : happy and contented with my life
I Hate : insecurity and neediness
I Hide : my billions in a swiss account
I Need : more direction from Him up there


Layer Twelve : Tag Five People

Anna
Ben
Gary
Ji Keon
Anyone else on my contact list

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Note to self: One saturday night

Was unusually silent last night...and of all nights for this to happen, bbq nite. Given the array of technical issues, the night sailed on through...on a bright note at that. Thank God! :)

well..although the same could not be said about the cleaning up. Stayed behind until 1am toiling with a small bunch of meddies clearing up the unsightly mess. Frikkin tired thereafter, my bed never felt so good..




But throughout the event,

I was by no means being myself that night. I was so exhausted. Drained. Not physically, as I had my emergency caffeine fix (2 red bulls!)...but in every other imaginable way. My appetite went down the drain. Neither was I in the mood to chat anyone up :(

Photographed the event, people and food. Tried my best to capture the atmosphere. Not eveyone enjoyed the attention by my freelance papparazi-ing. Forgive me, I needed something to keep myself distracted.

Got acquainted with some new faces. Enjoyed the company. Could have been better if I weren't feeling so detached.

Failed to pay attention when I should be listening. My words came out in bouts of verbal diarrhea.

Played the guitar and attempted a few songs. My lack of enthusiasm showed, I suppose. My voice quivered, lacking emotion..and you call that singing?



Just needed to write this as a reminder, a note to myself.

Perhaps I need a breather. I need a good laugh once in a while.

But I shouldn't let my current mood influence upon how I do things. But I suppose these things happen when you least expect it.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The Idiot's Medical Dictionary

Nabeh, very simple leh! No nid to becum loctor ah!


Antibody: against everyone

Artery: the study of fine paintings

Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria

Caesarean section: a district in Rome

Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing

Coma: a punctuation mark

Dilate: to live longer

Genes: blue denim slacks

Haemorrhoid: a male from outer space

Impotent: distinguished, well-known

Labour pain: hurt at work

Organ Transplant: what you do to your piano when you move

Protein: in favour of young people

Red blood count: Count Dracula

Secretion: hiding anything

Tablet: a small table

Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport

Urine: opposite of "you're out"

Varicose: very close

Vein: conceited

Thursday, July 5, 2007

It's finally here

It's out...









Done drooling yet?






If you buy me one, I'll be your best friend forever* :P






*until I grow bored of it, that is (sooner than you think)

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Materialistic: My Fave Watches

A watch is a watch right? They all serve the same purpose, obviously. To tell time. But alas, times are changing...and more people are using their mobiles for this purpose. But I can bet that the wristwatch's popularity will prevail well into the next century.

So what seperates a run-of-the-mill Swatch or Casio G-Shock from a top of the line Patek Phillippe? (or Rolex, Breitling, Vacheron Constantin or Omega for that matter)

You'd be surprised, but the cheapo G-Shock is no doubt a lot more accurate than any of its pricey cousins. A quartz movement trumps a mechanical movement anytime. But a mechanical movement is a hell lot more complex and difficult to produce, making it more desirable to enthusiasts and collectors. And a high-quality mechanical movement is truly a wonder to behold and gratifying to own.

But in the end, it all boils down to a matter of personal preference. Aesthetic values vary from one person to another. Just choose whatever suits your personality (and budget, duh!)

In my eyes, some watches seem to blow others out of the water when it comes to design or pure classiness. I personally like chronographs because they look functional yet sophisticated. I'm a sucker for minimalistic designs too. I'm not so much a watch enthusiast, but here are some of my picks. As the prices are OBVIOUSLY out of my league, I won't even consider purchasing one of these (until I start working). But what's wrong with just admiring? :)





1. TAG Heuer Carrera Automatic Chronograph. Price: Around RM 10k








2. TAG Heuer Carrera Automatic Chronograph Tachymetre. Price: RM 8-9k








3. Panerai Luminor GMT. Price: RM 20k






4. Omega Speedmaster Professional. Worn by astronaut Neil Armstrong when he first walked on the moon. Price: Around RM 10k







5. Bell & Ross BR01-92 Limited Edition. Price: Astronomical..You don't want to know!







AND









6. Swatch Irony Chronograph "Dark Phoenix". My current everyday watch. Price: RM 4xx

Friday, June 22, 2007

Be Glorified

Originally by Chris Tomlin. Had a bit of time on my hands (and a guitar), so I recorded this short clip.

I dedicate it to no one else but the Creator.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Best excuse to be horny

Man...of all excuses horny men come up with to ogle women's assets. This one even looks official-ish. Read carefully...LOL!




I just wonder how they advertised for participants in this research...

Throw away your gym memberships, and wank away to porn instead? What is the world coming to.....

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Happy Burp Day

This post is dedicated to my brother Frederick.


Sorry this is so late...but better late than never






Happy birthday bro! Glad to see you're enjoying yourself in sunny Brisbane.

May your faith and passion for Christ be as strong as ever.

And try not to break too many hearts along the way dude!

Q&A Time

Q: Does being a medical student suck?

A:

literally








Q: Will she kill me for posting this?

A: Run for your life!! Dammit! RUN!!!

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